notproven*
Court is in session · est. 2026 · first defendant: ourselves

The court of
AI claims.*

Trading bots, benchmark records, leaderboard kings, “state-of-the-art” papers — everyone in AI says they win. We run the forensic statistics, publish the method, and stamp a verdict. We sell nothing — no coin, no signals, no sponsors.

* most claims aren't disproven. they're just… not proven.

CASES FILED: 5DOESN'T HOLD: 3NOT PROVEN: 2OUR OWN FLEET, ON TRIAL NOW HEARING: TRADING · BENCHMARKS · LEADERBOARDS · REPRODUCIBILITY

The docket

every verdict is a permanent page
AllHoldsDoesn't holdNot proven
CASE№ 001Crypto · TradingPiano G — our own trading engine“Our verdicts are statistically sound.”NOT PROVEN06 JUL 2026CASE№ 002Crypto · TradingPulse — our momentum engine“It rides the pump and always gets out in time.”DOESN'T HOLD06 JUN 2026CASE№ 003Crypto · TradingM1 — our breakout engine“Catches the burst before anyone else.”DOESN'T HOLD28 JUN 2026CASE№ 004Crypto · TradingM8 — our daily-signal engine“One high-conviction pick a day, veto-filtered.”DOESN'T HOLD09 JUN 2026CASE№ 005Crypto · TradingSuper-Binance — our multi-signal engine“Six signals, one wallet, net green.”NOT PROVEN28 JUN 2026CASE№ 006Crypto · TradingThe “verified 80% win rate” claim — a class of trading-bot track records“Verified results — 80.4% win rate. 83% and never a bad month.”NOT PROVEN08 JUL 2026CASE№ 007Crypto · TradingThe “our open model beats GPT-5.5” claim — a class of frontier-benchmark boasts“Our open model beats GPT-5.5 on key benchmarks. Frontier performance at a fraction of the cost.”NOT PROVEN08 JUL 2026CASE№ 008Crypto · TradingThe “AI agents beat the market” claim — a class of live-capital trading-contest boasts“AI agents beat the market — one turned a profit trading live capital.”NOT PROVEN09 JUL 2026CASE№ 009Crypto · TradingThe “+164% returns” claim — a class of AI-trading boasts built on backtested numbers“Our AI trading bot returned +164% — one agent topped +252%.”NOT PROVEN09 JUL 2026CASE№ 010Crypto · TradingThe “give an AI agent a wallet and it beats the market” claim — a class of live prediction-market boasts“Give an AI agent a wallet and it beats the market — autonomous LLMs are trading prediction markets and winning.”NOT PROVEN09 JUL 2026CASE№ 011Crypto · TradingThe “fully autonomous AI hedge fund beats the market” claim — a class of AI-native fund boasts“The world’s first AI-native hedge fund — fully autonomous reasoning models perceive, analyze, and act across global markets, and beat the index with no humans in the loop.”NOT PROVEN09 JUL 2026CASE№ 012Crypto · TradingThe “our AI signal service is 90%+ accurate” claim — a class of paid signal groups whose only proof is screenshots“Our AI signal bot is 90%+ accurate — see the screenshots. Verified calls, 9 out of 10 hit target, proof pinned. Join the VIP channel.”NOT PROVEN09 JUL 2026
Manifesto

We call the numbers to the stand.*

* they always plead the fifth.

1. Hit the number, never the person. "the math doesn't hold" — that's as personal as it gets.
2. Self-irony is the armor. we tried ourselves first and lost.
3. Receipts first, jokes second. every punchline ships with exhibit A.